Euphobia

Euphobia is the fear of good news.

Seriously? Fear of good news? Who could possibly be scared of good news?

I would totally understand fear of bad news. That makes sense to me. But good news? What has our society come to?!?!

I can't think of a single person that this would happen to.

Well, that's about all I have one that topic.

So....

You know what I love???? Clocks that the second hand doesn't tick. It just continuously circles without stopping at every single friggen second. Do you know how cool that is? I'm looking at one right now. It is just gliding around in circles.... being all cool with its "just keep moving" catch phrase. Awesomeness. Right there. Don't you just love being awesome?

Now I shall introduce you to my friend Aaryn. Aaryn say hi!

Aaryn: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah...
Aaryn: You've got to be kidding me (rolls her eyes)
Me: *laughing*
Aaryn: Maybe I don't want to be a fran.... to the world of blogger
Me: How the hell do you spell fran-chi-se
Aaryn: F-R-A-N-C-H-I-S-E-D
Me: wow you're smart
Aaryn: (with heavy sarcasam) S-M-R-T

I shall now give up my faithful keyboard to my friend. Be nice to her! (the bold are my comments that I added later)

Hello? Is anybody out there? Of course there are. So, I'm Aaryn... as Jenny said. That's not my name!!! PS i get to call her Jenny 'cause i've known her since like grade 2, so i think i've earned that right. No! I don't let her! She does anyway! New topic... I ride horses... I'm in grade 9... I'm 15.... no you're not this summer! Well I guess you are right there. I might go to Quebec this summer.. *fingers crossed guys* I think that's all you need to know.. I want to learn French, German, and how to speak 'boy'. Ahaha. Haha. Haha. Now that's a bit of an overload.. but i feel it's worth pursuing, especially the 'boy' language.. .imagine how i'd fair in their world...like, you becoming a boy?!?! then again, it's probably a life-time length course, so i don't think i'll end up taking it! :p ..... and might be taught by Campbell.... can you imagine? (blah... =S) that's about it... so i'll hand you back to Jenny, Jenny Jennifer and thanks?! For reading her rant about nothing.


WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

A few more things: I want to travel ALL OVER THE WORLD!! Just so that i can actually get away with singing 'I've Been Everywhere' in my own personal version... including: all over Canada, all over Europe (especially France, Germany, Switzerland.... to be continued...)  I don't think anyone really cares....

OK THAT"S IT THE BELL RANG WE HAVE TO GO!

Just Kidding! Day 33

Day 33 of my 30 Day Blogging Challenge! Woot Woot!

Storytime!!!

So yesterday it was PD Monday (ya know that day in school where they let you out early so they can have a meeting, and then don't start until we normally get out anyway) so I had an hour to kill before track. So I decided to go hang out with my bud <insert crazy name here> Corey. Now, the whole point of the story is she recently signed up for rugby which was actually really surprising. She is the girl that just learned how to talk instead of smile all the time and won the award for most courteous. Here's my story.

Corey: Do you always stalk me when I go home.
Me: Yeah most of the time
Corey: Well be quiet I have to phone my mother.
*Ring Ring, Ring Ring*
Corey: Hello?
Me: COREY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!
Corey: (gets off phone) You're just soooo mature.
Me: I know, it's a gift.

Anyway we were going to her house to get her mouth guard for rugby practice.

C: Aren't you suppose to boil it first?
Me: I don't know, my dentist made my so it actually fits around my teeth (oh btw I play basketball, not rugby. FUNNY STORY!!! My dad asked me if I wanted to wear my mouth guard while I cross-country ran. Ya know, in case some girl got mad at me and punched me or something... hehehe)

C: Read the instructions
Me: Step number one, bring water to boil... yep apparently you boil it!
C: Thanx tips
Me: It says in a pan, not a pot!
C: Whatever...
*later*
Me: STICK THIS IN YOUR MOUTH!!! QUICK!
C: (muffled)  wohsdfdsaoj lfdsfdso
Me: (reading instructions) Bite down firmly for 20 seconds, while pressing the mouthguard into the gums.
C: FDKSFSDLFDKS *gag gag gag* FDSFDSFKDS
*Phone rings*



*Look at each other with huge eyes*





Me: Do you want me to answer it?
C: jfkdasljfdlksajfdsk;la!!!!
Me: Ok.... "Hello Smith residence"
Person on phone: Send me the email.
Me: Who is this?
Person: Did you send me the email?
C: (ripping mouthguard out of her mouth guard out of her mouth and fumbling for them phone) I haven't yet but I will!
Me: ??????


So that's my life. Average day. Laughing at my friend gagging over a mouthguard. JUST KIDDING!!! (actually that really happened.... hahaha)

Thanks for reading!!!!

Drama Class!

This post is obscure and insanely funny. I will only say so once. You have been warned.

Drama Class. A class not for the weak of mind. A class that you will come down with a respiratory disease if you laugh at everything. I am going to give you a few scenerios, but feel free to leave now if you are pregnant, nursing, drinking wine/coffee, needing to pee, or have asthma.

Scenario 1: So we play an improv game called park bench. There is someone on the bench, and you pretend it's a stranger and have to make them leave. So I'm sitting there, you know, minding my own buisness and this girl comes up to me and says "You would go perfectly with my collection". CREEPED OUT!!! I would be running away from that bench.

Scenario 2: Another improv game. It's called freeze frame (you might of heard of this one....) So two people are on stage, acting out a scenario. Anyone can yell FREEZE and go and take one of there place, and change the scene. So I am laying on stage, looking up at the stars with my buddy Andy, when he starts to scream "That star is coming towards us! It's getting bigger! I bet it's a meteor, or a shooting star, or pluto, or..... MY MOTHER?!?!?!?" and then some guy (lets call him Trout) yells freeze. Wait, wait it gets better. He takes my place laying on the floor, then stars like trying to get away from that spot yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" to Andy. Funny. Reeeeeeeally funny.

Scenario 3: Ok, I had nothing to do with this one, which is probably why it's so funny =P. It was another improv game (they are so funny!) called Evil Twin. So, Jay-Jay and Trout were on stage. They were dating and going to "meet the parents". So it's all going fine, but then Trouts evil twin Morgan takes his place. Morgan insults the parents, calling them fat and ugly. Then Trout had to come back in a justify. Then Jay-Jay's evil twin comes in (Shea-bear) comes in and says "Now if you could just show us to our room, we need to get busy. Then Morgan comes in and says "You know what I'm going to be doing with her in there. Nevermind, I won't tell you, you will be hearing us anyway" Then the good twins come back and justify that they are going to be doing algebra homework. The mother says

"So you can do it on the table"

The evil twin comes back "Damn right we will do it RIGHT on the table!

Ok, that was funny =D