More Havoc.... AHHHHH Day 59

AHHH I'm almost up to two months!!! NO!!!!! oh well.... I suck at stuff like this...

Well I was going to post about how bored I have been in math class and I make drawings like this...

Yep... not that I can draw or anything...

Here I am displaying a stick man
jumping a Christmas tree, a stick
man waving through a door, the
view that I had (the red is my hair,
the green is my legs) and something
else....

MY FAVOURITE GREEN MONSTER
DRIVING A SHOPPING CART!

BUT THEN SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!

Ok I have to explain something first. My TA (teacher advisory) teacher is the cosmo teacher. So she's pretty cool. Now we have this thing called flex where you have half an hour in the middle of the day to do whatever you want. But you have to tell your TA where you're going. But my TA is so cool that instead of actually telling her I text her. So yes, she has my number and I have her's. It's not actually that creepy...

ANYWAY so I get this phone call from her and she's like "I need your help my sister's kids are here and they need a babysitter because we are going to grad." 

Now inside my head I was like "oh crap I've really never babysat anyone before but I don't really want to say no because you know it's like my teacher and obviously they're freakin cause it's last minute"

But I said: "Ok sure" what the hProxy-Connection: keep-alive
Cache-Control: max-age=0

l right? I'm smart enough, it's like problem solving. I'm good at that.

Yep, I will just keep telling myself I'm smart I will figure it out

^^^That isn't me being narcissistic, it's me trying to have

self-confidence...

Anyway, I had 3 kids to take care of. A six year old, a three year old, and a 5 month old. Oh my freakin god. Now when my teacher was picking me up she was all like "when Anna said you were a good babysitter"

Anna's kid is 10. I'm fantastic with 10 year olds. I didn't tell here that was the only babysitting I had ever done.

Oh well. I'm smart, I will figure it out.

Did I mention that the kids grandma is also a teacher in the school? I really didn't want to screw up.

I get there and everyone was running around doing last minute preparations for grad and every time I touched the freakin baby he cried and I was embarrassed and they were probably thinkin "what the hell are we doing leaving the kids with this girl?" but luckily the grandpa was planning on staying home anyway so if the kids were screaming to much he would come down for backup.

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So as soon as everyone left he scooped the baby for like 30 min cause I was overwhelmed and then I just played with the kids. Then he came back down and I figured everything out. I was just so scared that the baby was gonna shit and then I would have to try and figure out how to change a diaper... Not really what I wanted to experiment with. Especially with other little kids running around.

So I was doing fine until it was time to get the kids out of the bath tub. The problem was every time I tried to put the baby down in his rocker seat thingy (what the hell do you call that?) he would cry. Now I know crying is suppose to mean something, but then when I picked him up and shoved a soother in his mouth he would shut up. So then I told the kids to get dressed and I couldn't really help them cause I was holding the baby. Whatever they were self-sufficient. ish.

Now it was getting late, so I was going to read the kids each a story and then they could go to sleep right? Well, it happened that at that same time the baby needed to be feed. This is where the havoc was, because the baby kept crying and bottle was leaking and that kids both wanted a story so I was trying to read "Morton the Magician" which has small print and lots a writing, so I was making it up because I didn't really have the patience to read the entire book. Oh and the girl had to hold it for me cause I don't have enough hands. Then I actually read the other book because it had like 6 sentences.



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Then I sent the six year old girl to the bedroom where she was going to sleep and the boy was suppose to sleep on the couch. But the girl was in tears because she couldn't sleep without her stuffy and the boy was crying because he missed his nana and the baby was crying because I was still trying to feed him. So my problem solving skills included sending the boy off to the bed room so they wouldn't be so lonely. Well, that wasn't really my idea, it was the little girls but I will take credit for it. After telling them to be quiet like 4 times they fell asleep. I carried the baby around for like 10 mins, then I finally clued in that if I put him in his bed then he would fall asleep. I know, I'm not too bright at these things.

So I felt bad about what a horrible job I did taking care of the kids so I started to clean up. Who doesn't like to come home to a clean house, right? When I would babysit Anna's kid I would always wash the dishes in the sink. After a while I began to think she would leave dishes in the sink just for me.... anyway all the toys were cleaned up and the water in the bathroom and all that stuff so I decided to dry off the Lego blocks they were playing with in the tub. So I'm doing that and then the person comes home and she's like "don't worry about washing blocks"

Cause that's what it looks like I'm doing. Washing the freakin toys.

So I tried to explain to her that they were using them in the tub and I was just trying them, not washing them.

Oh well, it's a little more cash in my pocket and I didn't embarrass myself too much.

I don't think so anyway.

When people ask, I reply

First of all I am going to apologize for not posting in an extremely long time... I've had exams and everything =/ I didn't do very well, but don't tell anyone! Anyway, I only needed like 20% to get on honour roll, which is pretty good because the exams are worth 20% of our mark. Oh well.... I guess I shouldn't complain. I didn't fail, but I did study lots! Urgh.... it really irritates me when I fail (according to my standards) and some people get 98%.....

(Oh btw is it really creepy that I found a picture of you?!?!
 Courtesy of Facebook....)

     So, I have someone I have to mention in this blog. She specifically seeked me out at school to mention the fact that she wanted to be apart of this blog. Let's see if you can guess who she is. Ummm she has brown hair (I think it's brown anyway, there are so many different colours of "brown" nowadays) It's usually like... super straight. She probably doesn't like school, I haven't asked her personally or anything... she played on my baseball team last year.... when we were really little we were in a community play.... oh and her families Australian-ish..... I think. So if you don't even know who I am, you have no hope of guessing who she is. But if you do know who I am.... I truly hope I am not just useless at giving descriptions and you actually have an idea who I am talking about. Come on, Come on. No, it's not Meghan! (Meg, why do they always say it's you? You don't even fit.... some of the description!)  It's Amy! Stratulate! And, quote, "she is the most amazing person in the world and I love her so much!!!!" I was suppose to say something else about her, but I forgot. Oh and I am suppose to mention that Elisha Pederson is cool too, but not as cool as Amy. (Elisha was the one that video taped me exploding my head open at Grade 8 camp.... what? I haven't mentioned that before? Remind me to do that....)  Yeah, they're in my French class... well were. And from what I've heard that won't be the case for much longer! I seem to talk about alot of people in my blog..... maybe I should mention it to them too... There getting back-talked about, except about good things! Maybe I shouldn't, they might get all cocky. Just kidding, I don't know anyone who would commit such as sin! Ok, I better sign off, this post is getting quite.... off topic. Adios, Amigos!!(Sorry, my Spanish hasn't improved any....)                                                                                      

 

SPEED!!!

Ok this post today is going to be super speedy....  Why? BECAUSE I'M GOING REALLY FAST! What are you doing everybody is asking? No!!! Like mentally! Ok, I don't like that world. Phsiopyhologically! Ok that word probably doesn't make sense but it works for me! I have a million things to do today. Yes a millions! First of all, I have to breath about 23, 040 times and I have to beat my heart 100, 000 times! But besides those things, I also have to go to morning band, then SCHOOL (yeah that thing that adds so much stress in my life!) and then I have a basketball game in which I go STRAIGHT to piano! During the course of the day I have to finish my harmony (so hard.... just so hard) And put up posters.... and a whole bunch of stuff like that! AHHHHHH got to go because I have to go to band! ahahahahaha I will be back when I have time! LATER!!!!
(sorry, no time for a picture!)

TGIF/50 Random Questions

Finally! Oh my gosh I can't believe how long that week took. I'm also excited for the weekend because it's way less stress but by Sunday afternoon I'm about ready to go back to my real life. That's right, I'm dweeby like that =) My fantabulous idea today was at the school they could have a like, stress tester and you spit on a stick thing and it will tell you how stressed you are... and then you could go home sick if it was over whatever... yeah that would be nice. It's like a stress leave!!! Lol. Ok, since I have nothing to talk about, I am going to google a random question and answer it. Let me see....ummmm I found this on somebodies blog... Uniquely Normal

Saturday, January 27, 2007

50 Random Questions

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Anna

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I have one right beside my belly button

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? haha well this is quite obvious... haha my grade 7 and 8 Language Art's teacher...

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? uhh no

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Only if it's REALLY disgusting... like Mexico. But I do flush the toilet with my foot. I would rather have germs on my ass than hands....

7. What's the strangest talent you have? umm I can almost ride a unicycle

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie like most the modern generation

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Original--by the tube!

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do I need to be? No, but I did wrap my sister in a chair with all the yarn in my house... my punishment was I had to wrap it back into balls....

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I couldn't use the computer cause I had fought with my sister, then my mom =P

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I don't drive... I failed my learners

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Definately not! I haven't ever REALLY had a date, just  the mimic ones in the park, lol.

14. How many times have you been cussed out? Too many to count =P and I'm still young and foolish

15. Which shoe do you put on first? Which ever one I can find first

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? I know everyone is expecting me to say no but..... HAHA JUST KDDING!!! I should of read this questions over first.... NO

18. Girls-- What kind of question is this? Ummm are more intellegent?

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They all don't like me back. Just kidding. Again lol. They don't have black hair... I guess. Uh what else, umm I'm attracted to their eyes? This question is really hard!

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? No. Haha but I still have hope! lol

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? People that I pretend to talk to about my life, which is usually the person most likely to listen in real life...

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not that I know of....

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I'd rather not wash my bath towel, but I do think either one of those would result in some nastiness of the worst kind. Who came up with that question?

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? No, and they read this blog so even if I had, I would not post it... lol oh the money in the change jar that I don't know where it came from... Can we change the subject?

26. What was your childhood nickname? It really pissed me off when people called me names. If my friend called me Jenny the Penny I called her Meg the Fag. She stopped REAL fast. Now since I have switched to Jennifer people call me JenJen. I have learned to accept it, I guess their making an effort...

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? I don't know, but my friend had to play it in French class....

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No, but I remember being at the school at night and we had to grab shoes and my friend's brother followed us... I told him it was ok but my friend had a cow

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? While in the car I played flute....

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No, eww! Is that even possible?

31. How do you eat your cookie? Like any other food?

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? Um, no I wear shorts. Duh.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I cry to myself in the shower cause I pretend something really serious has happened, like my sister died or I became deaf.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I wouldn't know.... Come on, I'm like... under 18!

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Um, no, but my dog has a habit of farting really loudly. My dad thinks it's hilarious, he didn't know a dog had the ability to do so...

38. How often do you clean out your ears? When I can't hear... or with my fingernail every so often

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? Uhhh depends on the pants I guess

41. Do you have any strange phobias? I don't like whales. Or dolphins. Or birds. Or blondes. JK I'm blonde -_-

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Other than my finger while digging for gold, no.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar  school? I had to change this question... lol. Umm too many to decide from. Me and my friends were walking around laughing like hyena's and somebody came up and asked if we were high... -_- lol I didn't know we were that strange...

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No but I payed my guy-friend $5 to ask the teacher mentioned in question 3 to dance with him at the school dance. She laughed in his face. What would of happened if he was honestly asking? Heartless creature...

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Nope, I have been on very few dates.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? WHAT?!?!?! uhhh no!

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? Don't you know I'm underage? Geez

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? yeah....

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? I didn't know it ever left... HAHAHAHA I'm funny! not really, just bored.

Randomness!!!

OK I sincerely apologize for not writing lately but the thing is, I haven't gotten any good ideas (when I'm within range of the computer that is...) and I think that if I don't have any good ideas, then people won't read it..... =/  But I have discovered that the more I post, the more people read it.... Lol imagine that. So, this is going to be just about the life I actually have, besides being the computer loner that just sits here and writes all day. I haven't decided whether or not to start actually GIVING out my blog yet. All my friends know and it's on my Facebook account and stuff, but what happens to the people that would probably enjoy reading it? At this point, they don't. How would I tell them? I think I should send it out to all my relative, and I know that sounds totally geeky but they probably would like to know what's up in my world.... urgh speaking of my world I'm a little bit stressed right now. It's like, I want to do stuff but I can't because other stuff gets in the way, but then that other stuff gets changed and completely screws me up. Yep, that's the story of my life. Well my current form of stress is just school in general. Being the first week back (what? it's not over yet?) is probably messing me up a bit.... or just everything in general. Yeah, this blog is  getting kind of pointless.... um think Jen think! You need a better idea..... damn. I'm brain dead today. I have to do a social project about star constellations and legends and stuff, and then I get to make up a legend about them! That's going to be fun. Anyway, I better sign off now. I have homework + basketball + harmony tonight....  Later, my friends!