Monday, October 10, 2011

Just an update!

Hey guys. I know. It's been an extremely long time since I have been here. But I'm not going to waste your time apologizing when it could be better spent reading about the pointless details of my life!

Woohoo!

Anyway, first order of buisness.... I have another blog!!

No, that does not mean I am ditching this one to ride on to the coat-tails of a more successful blog.... Actaully I'm not ditching this one at all.

It's a poem blog that me and a couple of my English class entourage invented where... we write poems!

So check it out!

Second order of buisness....

I had a little photoshoot done with me and my GRAND PIANO!!!! and other places. So if you would like to go check out some of the photos (and maybe comment so that I can get a free pring) that would be fantastic! =) =) =)

So check me out!

Oh and I'm sorry that this post wasn't really much of anything, but I will get back to posting when things settle down on this end of the world wide web!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Camping!

 Hello my faithful readers! Friends, acquaintances, and others. Guess where I have been!?!? How did you know? Yes I was camping. Now, most of the time it was really cold, but we had fun anyway! And guess what? We took pictures!
 This is when we go over a bump and your legs bounce.


Obviously I was getting water in my mouth here. It sucked when that happened because you could scream or breathe or see or anything!











Look! It's me on water skis! It was really cold. Like
10 degrees Celsius! The lake was warmer  than  the    air!                                                           So insane!                                                                         

    









Anyway my mom took a video of my uncle and I. I'm the one on the right screaming. Enjoy (when I do figure out how to put video on....)

=) =) =) Thanks for reading! You guys are my favourite! 

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Aunty Who???

Yay!!! I'm back! I promised to be back a long time ago.... but now I am!
this is the picture she picked
out of herself....
Would you like to meet my Aunt? Of course you would! She is here being my spell checker! Please note that I cannot spell, I use spell checker. (Note, this keyboard sucks!)

If you didn't clue in, she is going to be adding her comments in bold! How creative! Fine-I won't use BOLD if that's OK with Y'all.  I will use the always creative underline!!

Ok a few questions for you. Where are you from? Tough one.  Let's see.... (as she sighs a huge sigh) Do I mention God now or later?  Hmmmm?? Really...let's just say I'm from Edmonton, Alberta (for your non-geog buffs)

........

Ok. So you are visiting me and my family for a while.... what do you do around here? Well, first...

Mwahahaha she ran away to get reading glasses! I have the keyboard to myself!

So I shall introduce her a bit more. She is the twin sister of my father! Yes.... identical -_-

Back to the question. What do you do around here? Ahhhhh!!!!-Can't leave her for one minute without her running amok (look it up).Back to my comments.... hmmm.....First, it's my family too.. as \i can prove...see her note on the Twin thang!  Note: keyboard still sucks so \i will not be correcting my \i.  Live with it!  On the twin deal... identical? as much as a penguin is identical to a giraffe.   I am the penguin)  Wait.. what was the question? What do \i do around here?...I ....hmm...weed.. OH! not that kind....you know grass.... OH not that kind either.  OKAY, so, I like to garden and J's mom has not had time to pull out the bad plants (called weeding).  I am not going to comment on the judgemental nature of bad vs good plants.  See God reference above).  Done.

Took you long enough!

Not much to respond to... hmm... I could sing you a song

Give me that keyboard back! I've had enough of your....

What was that? Some/////////She stole the laptop and pretended to be me.  What is this?  I am speechless.

(in reference to comments from my Uncle) I am peachless.

AHA HA HA

That was her! She wasn't underlined!!!!! Pretending to be me! How dare she!

She dares she double dares!!.  What is this world coming to....I was going to say that we had a good laugh all round.. \(J says the farm)  Moo Moo cluck!

Ok time to sign off. My Aunt has to go weed. (Weeding godd vs evil )  Amen!  Great typo, eh?

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Oh loving Internet.

Or.... just because I'm a
loner with no life
I'm baaaaack! It's been like... eternity since I've been here! Oh my Internet friends, I'm sure you all are disappointed in me. In fact, I am disappointed in myself. So disappointed, that I wrote a poem to show my feelings.

I'm kidding.

I didn't actually.

But that's what improv is all about!

Oh how I yearn,
for my steady hands on the keyboard.
Typing out my thoughts,
(that no one ever reads anyways).
But guess what?
I am back, refreshed,
proving to you that I actually do have a life.


Not too shabby!

So, what has kept me so busy that I am unable to spare a minute to let you know I'm still alive? Well, I haven't been that busy...

First, I had exams.

Blah.

I was a complete and utter mess. And then it turned out to be pointless... I did alright, I guess.

THEN I got to go to fiddle camp.

As a keyboard accompanist. Because I suck at the fiddle. Because the violin for dummies book IS REALLY COMPLICATED =/

My favourite part you may ask? Sitting on the roof in the middle of the night playing card games. Awww yeah! Oh and swimming in the creek.

So a quick summary on fiddle camp; I got 20 hours of sleep over 6 day, I had a lot of fun, and I didn't want to leave.

I got home and I slept. And I slept some more, and I slept some more. The first day home, I slept 19 out of 24 hours!

Then, last week I was at family camp. With my G-ma and G-pa (I feel so gansta). Fun? Yeah. I felt like kind of a loner though, I didn't really DO much. Well, I will update you more on that later.



And now I'm home. And finally ready to return to the world of the Internet. So hello, my friends! Good to see you again! I hope you don't hate me for deserting you.... I didn't mean to! TTFN!!!! (ahhh good ol' winnie the pooh)

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Euphobia

Euphobia is the fear of good news.

Seriously? Fear of good news? Who could possibly be scared of good news?

I would totally understand fear of bad news. That makes sense to me. But good news? What has our society come to?!?!

I can't think of a single person that this would happen to.

Well, that's about all I have one that topic.

So....

You know what I love???? Clocks that the second hand doesn't tick. It just continuously circles without stopping at every single friggen second. Do you know how cool that is? I'm looking at one right now. It is just gliding around in circles.... being all cool with its "just keep moving" catch phrase. Awesomeness. Right there. Don't you just love being awesome?

Now I shall introduce you to my friend Aaryn. Aaryn say hi!

Aaryn: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah...
Aaryn: You've got to be kidding me (rolls her eyes)
Me: *laughing*
Aaryn: Maybe I don't want to be a fran.... to the world of blogger
Me: How the hell do you spell fran-chi-se
Aaryn: F-R-A-N-C-H-I-S-E-D
Me: wow you're smart
Aaryn: (with heavy sarcasam) S-M-R-T

I shall now give up my faithful keyboard to my friend. Be nice to her! (the bold are my comments that I added later)

Hello? Is anybody out there? Of course there are. So, I'm Aaryn... as Jenny said. That's not my name!!! PS i get to call her Jenny 'cause i've known her since like grade 2, so i think i've earned that right. No! I don't let her! She does anyway! New topic... I ride horses... I'm in grade 9... I'm 15.... no you're not this summer! Well I guess you are right there. I might go to Quebec this summer.. *fingers crossed guys* I think that's all you need to know.. I want to learn French, German, and how to speak 'boy'. Ahaha. Haha. Haha. Now that's a bit of an overload.. but i feel it's worth pursuing, especially the 'boy' language.. .imagine how i'd fair in their world...like, you becoming a boy?!?! then again, it's probably a life-time length course, so i don't think i'll end up taking it! :p ..... and might be taught by Campbell.... can you imagine? (blah... =S) that's about it... so i'll hand you back to Jenny, Jenny Jennifer and thanks?! For reading her rant about nothing.


WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

A few more things: I want to travel ALL OVER THE WORLD!! Just so that i can actually get away with singing 'I've Been Everywhere' in my own personal version... including: all over Canada, all over Europe (especially France, Germany, Switzerland.... to be continued...)  I don't think anyone really cares....

OK THAT"S IT THE BELL RANG WE HAVE TO GO!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Jabborwocky!

Yes, I'm doing another blogging challenge. I shall succeed this time! I promise you! The person I'm doing it with (yes, I have mentioned her before!) is Stephanie over at What's So Random. The challenge is you have to blog out your name (starting today!) I'm doing Jennifer so... today is J!

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

This is the poem is by Lewis Carroll, even though Jabberwocky just actually means gibberish. Come to my arms, my beamish boy! Sound really creepy. So there is some literature for you. Just another hump day. Last Wednesday of the school year!

Monday, June 13, 2011

And then I met my husband

I just wanted to confuse you with the title. Actually, I'm kidding it does have something to do with what I'm going to talk about.

Yes. I'm in high school.

NO! I'm not married! You sick pervert!


Naw, you know, it was just an average Monday.

EXCEPT

In English class, we were talking about Shakespeare. I know. I could barely breath I was so excited. And... oh wait I guess I have to give you an idea about my English teacher.

She's a newbie (well not that new... just rather young) and is one of those types of personalities that gets excited about English. I never would've guessed an English teacher would get excited. About something as boring as English. Coming from the me, who spends her Monday evenings blogging, I guess you can chose whether or not to actually listen to me rant about English.

Anyway going on. She's also blonde. Not that that should matter, but it does. Idk why. I don't care now, but at the beginning of the semester I was a little skeptic.

So, she was going on and on about "way back then" going to see a play was like now a days going to see a movie. Then she started to go on about how when she was young she would watch romantic movies all the time and her and her friends would day dream about true love and knights in shining armour. She concluded her rant by staying "And then I met my husband."

So I turn to my friend beside me and say....

wait for it

this is the punch line for the entire story

I'm pretty sure she's married to an accountant.

Ok, maybe you don't think that's funny. Maybe you had to be there. But I thought it was funny! Ahhh LA is so much better with my own commentary.

Friday, June 10, 2011

5 Question Friday! Woot Woot!


I found a new challenge to do!!! Mwahahaha! And it's even like my last one-ish. No no no not my last challenge but what I used to do... ya you get the point.

Before I start that though, I would like to welcome all my new followers! I was so happy, I went on my blog (not during LA class or anything.... pfft no!) AND I HAVE 30 FOLLOWERS!! I was soooooo happy! I was like squealing a jumping around and... and.... then everyone was looking at me so I stopped. Yeah....
Not like it's a big deal or anything.



Ok, its a big deal.

A really... really big deal.



SO anyways this thingy... I will answer 5 questions every Friday from this blog where she gives me questions (here!!!) I think it's a she.... all bloggers are shes to me. Unless they like specify.... so yeah....

1. How close to your childhood dreams is your life now?

Well, some people still consider me a "child" (as if!!! who would say something like that!) (I got called a little kid today =/ I mean she was in Grade 12 and she was like "sorry anyone younger than grade 11 is little to me..... oh she did because she swore and then... yeah) I love brackets... they follow my thought patterns. ANYWAY when I was little I really wanted to be a farmer. I know, right? It's insane. Me. A farmer. Wtf.

Yeah my thoughts exactly. And until I was like 10 too. Embarassing. Then a vet, which was much better. Than a doctor, which is like current. I'm too lazy to decide it more. Honestly, I will most likely change my mind between kinds while I go to EIGHT YEARS OF UNIVERSITY.

2. What is one must have item for the summer?

Hehehe well a bikini. I LOVE TANNING ahahaha yeah. I'm like brown already and its been above zero for a month. Short shorts. Stuff like that.

Ok that will give you the wrong impression of me. I'm not slutty like that ok? I'm a geek. Remember that!

 


3. Do you have your kids stay up on school stuff during summer vacation? (Or, if you don't have kiddos, did your parents make you keep up on school stuff during summer?)

I love to learn... hehe btw I'm still this kid. I learn whatever I want. Because I'm a nerd. And I love school. And science....

4. Do you can or freeze fresh produce?
Yeah, like everything. Peas, beans, peaches, applesauce, carrots, pickles, and like on and on and on
5. Do you get ready for the day first thing in the morning?
Yeah cause I have school. OH I LEARNED SOMETHING A WHILE AGO! So this one day me and my friends we talking to this friend of ours (I know, I go so in depth) and we were like "why would anyone even wear a g-string? Like uncomfortable much! And she was like "well when you wear sweatpants"..... apparently so you don't have panty lines. Really. I thought sweat pants were casual.
I learned that day that it is expected of you to where a g-string when you wear sweatpants. I see. Jeans for me!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Houston, We Have a Problem...

Ok so I have a major dilemma! Maybe all my dedicated viewers can help me out...

So, for LA, we have to read this book. Ok well I have to read it. We had a choice of like six books, and I thought this one would be kind of interesting cause it's all about this guy that is like a juvenile delinquent. Now, I'm reading along and inside my head I was thinking "Wow, this book is so.... easy. They spell everything out for you" So I started making a commentary as I read this book. It will say something like "The water was cold. I had to keep swimming because or else I would freeze" The whole time I was thinking "Die you stupid boy that doesn't know how to live die! Because that makes sense, if you don't know how to live die! But no, a spirt bear has to come and attack you and kill you, but before your dead he will probably save you. But I'm just to tired of hearing about you die so 'hello spot under my bed'



I have no interest in reading this book. PLUS to make matters worse on the cover it says 'K&E English', which in our school is like the kids that struggle with regular school work. Great. And I was put in this group. Fantastic. fml


NOW my actually dilemma is I'm reading this book:
AND IT IS FANTASTIC! I CAN'T STOP READING IT! But I need to finish my novel study before June 17th.... BUT EVERYTIME I PICK UP A BOOK I HAVE TO READ THIS ONE! So I have no idea what to do. HELP?!?!?!

Monday, June 6, 2011

More Havoc.... AHHHHH Day 59



AHHH I'm almost up to two months!!! NO!!!!! oh well.... I suck at stuff like this...

Well I was going to post about how bored I have been in math class and I make drawings like this...

Yep... not that I can draw or anything...
Here I am displaying a stick man
jumping a Christmas tree, a stick
man waving through a door, the
view that I had (the red is my hair,
the green is my legs) and something
else....
MY FAVOURITE GREEN MONSTER
DRIVING A SHOPPING CART!


BUT THEN SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!
Ok I have to explain something first. My TA (teacher advisory) teacher is the cosmo teacher. So she's pretty cool. Now we have this thing called flex where you have half an hour in the middle of the day to do whatever you want. But you have to tell your TA where you're going. But my TA is so cool that instead of actually telling her I text her. So yes, she has my number and I have her's. It's not actually that creepy...

ANYWAY so I get this phone call from her and she's like "I need your help my sister's kids are here and they need a babysitter because we are going to grad." 

Now inside my head I was like "oh crap I've really never babysat anyone before but I don't really want to say no because you know it's like my teacher and obviously they're freakin cause it's last minute"

But I said: "Ok sure" what the hProxy-Connection: keep-alive
Cache-Control: max-age=0

l right? I'm smart enough, it's like problem solving. I'm good at that.

Yep, I will just keep telling myself I'm smart I will figure it out
^^^That isn't me being narcissistic, it's me trying to have
self-confidence...

Anyway, I had 3 kids to take care of. A six year old, a three year old, and a 5 month old. Oh my freakin god. Now when my teacher was picking me up she was all like "when Anna said you were a good babysitter"

Anna's kid is 10. I'm fantastic with 10 year olds. I didn't tell here that was the only babysitting I had ever done.

Oh well. I'm smart, I will figure it out.

Did I mention that the kids grandma is also a teacher in the school? I really didn't want to screw up.

I get there and everyone was running around doing last minute preparations for grad and every time I touched the freakin baby he cried and I was embarrassed and they were probably thinkin "what the hell are we doing leaving the kids with this girl?" but luckily the grandpa was planning on staying home anyway so if the kids were screaming to much he would come down for backup.

Image from here
So as soon as everyone left he scooped the baby for like 30 min cause I was overwhelmed and then I just played with the kids. Then he came back down and I figured everything out. I was just so scared that the baby was gonna shit and then I would have to try and figure out how to change a diaper... Not really what I wanted to experiment with. Especially with other little kids running around.

So I was doing fine until it was time to get the kids out of the bath tub. The problem was every time I tried to put the baby down in his rocker seat thingy (what the hell do you call that?) he would cry. Now I know crying is suppose to mean something, but then when I picked him up and shoved a soother in his mouth he would shut up. So then I told the kids to get dressed and I couldn't really help them cause I was holding the baby. Whatever they were self-sufficient. ish.

Now it was getting late, so I was going to read the kids each a story and then they could go to sleep right? Well, it happened that at that same time the baby needed to be feed. This is where the havoc was, because the baby kept crying and bottle was leaking and that kids both wanted a story so I was trying to read "Morton the Magician" which has small print and lots a writing, so I was making it up because I didn't really have the patience to read the entire book. Oh and the girl had to hold it for me cause I don't have enough hands. Then I actually read the other book because it had like 6 sentences.


Image from here

Then I sent the six year old girl to the bedroom where she was going to sleep and the boy was suppose to sleep on the couch. But the girl was in tears because she couldn't sleep without her stuffy and the boy was crying because he missed his nana and the baby was crying because I was still trying to feed him. So my problem solving skills included sending the boy off to the bed room so they wouldn't be so lonely. Well, that wasn't really my idea, it was the little girls but I will take credit for it. After telling them to be quiet like 4 times they fell asleep. I carried the baby around for like 10 mins, then I finally clued in that if I put him in his bed then he would fall asleep. I know, I'm not too bright at these things.

So I felt bad about what a horrible job I did taking care of the kids so I started to clean up. Who doesn't like to come home to a clean house, right? When I would babysit Anna's kid I would always wash the dishes in the sink. After a while I began to think she would leave dishes in the sink just for me.... anyway all the toys were cleaned up and the water in the bathroom and all that stuff so I decided to dry off the Lego blocks they were playing with in the tub. So I'm doing that and then the person comes home and she's like "don't worry about washing blocks"

Cause that's what it looks like I'm doing. Washing the freakin toys.

So I tried to explain to her that they were using them in the tub and I was just trying them, not washing them.

Oh well, it's a little more cash in my pocket and I didn't embarrass myself too much.

I don't think so anyway.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Poem!!!!

Ok. No more A-Z blogging challenge. I apologize =(

Anyway on a happier note I wrote a poem for English and.....

GOT A FRICKEN HUNDRED PERCENT!!! and some pretty damn nice comments to go with it! Let me know what you think!

(the poem with no title and screwed up font)





I’m supposed to let you drive

let you have control
of my life.
I’m not supposed to hurt.

If you take my hand

I could live like
you want me to.
I’m not supposed to
have scars.
You could open my eyes
to everything
around me.

But
what if I let go?
and lose control

what if you’re not there
to catch me?
Will I fall…
                                                             fall…
                                                            
                                                                                                      fall…
                                                                                                                                              f
                                                                                                                                                                   a
                                                                                                                                                                                       l
                                                                                                                                                                                                            l

I’m not supposed to have scars.

  

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Note to self....

Note to self. Texting from a cell phone does NOT work....
(2/3) Hello. How are you.
me: good.
well that kind of ended there. This whole phone thingy is
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(3/3) really screwed up so i might have to stop..... See ya guys
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(1/3) I reached a maximum! This sucks. Anyways. fine. Next friend.

amy. say something.
amy: hi.
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(3/6) the random numbers and crappy punctuation.

Why am I on a bus? Because im going to a tennis
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(2/6) that?" well, me being all technical i figured out how to blog from my phone. So ignore all
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(1/6) Hey guys!!! Guess what? Im on a bus. So, your probably thinking "how the hell is she doing
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(6/6) un-runawayable space.

destiny! Say something! (she is shaking her head and smiling) fine.
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(5/6) Hey ya know what? I should interview all my friends. Ya know, since we are in a confined
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(4/6) tournment. I know, cool one right here.

other than that? Anything new? Naaaa not really.
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Monday, May 23, 2011

Marvelous! Just marvelous! Day 53

Oh by the way, to anyone new to my blog, I was recently attending the A-Z 30 day blogging challenge. In which everyday of April (except Sundays) you would blog in alphabetical order. Unfortunately, being the procrastinator that I am I failed to do so. But I'm not a quitter!!! So, I am continuing to try and finish this challenge.

Now, I have important news!!! A milestone in my LIFE!

I HAVE 25 FOLLOWERS!!! WOOT WOOT! PARTY OVER HERE PARTY OVER THERE!
image from here
That like kinda made my weekend =)

Oh and believe me, it was in desperate need of making.

But now onto what I was actually planning on blogging about.

I have been blog hopping. A lot. And I have found some amazing blogs! I shall share with you.

Blog #1: Manga Freak

This is one of my friends in real life (gasp! Imagine that!) But anyway she talks about Manga and Anime and a whole bunch of other stuff that I don't get and so if you're curious about what that is or actually know what I'm talking about go there!

P.s. She's amazing! =P

Blog #2: Absolutely Narcissism

She doesn't know I exist. But I read her blog every fricken time she posts. Why? Because she is so damn hilarious. Now, don't be turned away by the fact that she is posting about the fact that she found a ice cream that makes her shit... But if you read her blog enough you will be hooked. Trust me.



I like this blog cause she's like my age!!! And it's so amazing to read! GO NOW!








Last but not least my newest blog to follow! Now, cut her some slack, she's just a newbie but we were all newbies at one time! Thought that i would help her out by spreading her link around the web!


And that's it! I totally think you should visit these blogs because there either amazing people or amazing blogs or.... both. Go now. I'm done anyway....

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Long Weekend!!!! Day 52

Day 52 sounds really bad.... I'm still trying though! That's what counts... I think?

I'm SOOO sorry for now posting, how inconsiderate of me! Well, I kept pulling up my blog and looking at stats and comments, and then reading others blogs... (cough cough go check out Absolutely Narcissism =P) If you dare.... hehehe.

So my new favourite class is Language Arts. I know, gasp, the person that blogs for hours likes English. Imagine that! Ok, well it's not exactly the class itself. Don't get me wrong, it's cool, but it's the people in it!

An average conversation:

Teacher: Ok, let's brainstorm. Give me a random situation.
Student: The killer whales escaped from Sea World!

..... Wtf? Try imagining that. I dare you. It takes most people a minute I understand.

.....

.....

.....

See? Hahahahaha

Or some random guy shouted out "I wanna be a pinata!!! No no no wait I mean uhhh I mean I want to have a pinata!"

So we shall beat that guy with sticks. Just kidding! ahaha I wish.

Oh by the way this is the same class where a student told the teacher TO HER FACE that she needed to be medicated.

You get my drift?

Funny.

Ok.... so now this post is getting kind of random.


Just a bit.

Uh.....

My brain is in a mental  stall.

Yep......

That's me

Unable to write anything worth reading...

But look! I tricked you! You're reading it!!!

OK QUICK QUESTION!!!! Is anyone else like this?

Scenario #1: I get, like, 6 hours of sleep: really tired.

Scenario #2: I get, like, 14 hours of sleep: really tired.

I don't get it. Anyway, here's a video for you guys that kinda describes my blog. Maybe I will change the way I say things.... Ya know? =P Oh btw I stole this from my LA teachers blog. I know. Cool right?

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Kill Bill? Really? Day 38

Yes, I know I spelled Kan wrong. But I need to follow through with this A-Z challenge!

So I was just sittin' here minding my own buisness when my parents called me to the living room. I was just aimlessly trying to write a blog post....

So I walk into the living room and they are watching Kill Bill. Now, I haven't seen it, so I trusted Wikipedia to inform you....

Volume 1
A pregnant bride (Uma Thurman) lies beaten at her wedding, telling an unseen Bill (David Carradine) that it is his baby, before he shoots her in the head. Sometime later, The Bride finds Vernita Green (Vivica A. Fox) at her home and fights her, but they cease after Vernita's daughter Nikki arrives from school. It is revealed that both women were former members of the Deadly Vipers Assassination Squad; elite assassins under the employ of Bill. The squad was ordered by Bill to attack The Bride's wedding in El Paso, Texas. Vernita attempts to kill her with a hidden gun, but dies after being stabbed. The Bride offers Nikki revenge should she seek it as an adult before leaving. She then strikes Vernita's name off a checklist, the second after one "O-Ren Ishii" has already been struck off.
It is revealed that after the wedding attack, The Bride miraculously survived the head shot but was left comatose. In hospital, another member of the Deadly Vipers, the one-eyed Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah), enters The Bride's room and prepares a lethal injection but is interrupted by Bill on the phone, who states they will take action only if she wakes. Four years later, The Bride awakens and is horrified to discover that she is no longer pregnant, leading her to assume that her baby is dead. She escapes, swearing revenge, and picks her first target: O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu), an orphan whose parents were killed by gangsters and who eventually took revenge, becoming an assassin. After the attack on the wedding, she has since become the leader of the Tokyo underworld.
The Bride travels to Okinawa to obtain a sword from retired legendary swordsmith Hattori Hanz┼Ź (Sonny Chiba), who has become a sushi chef and sworn never to forge again. After learning that her target is his former student, Bill, he agrees to forge his finest sword for her. The Bride then confronts O-Ren at a night club. She severs the arm of Sofie Fatale (Julie Dreyfus), an informant of Bill. She then bloodily fights off all of O-Ren’s henchmen, including the Crazy 88 and her personal bodyguard, 17-year-old sadist Gogo Yubari (Chiaki Kuriyama). The Bride then duels O-Ren, and kills her. Extracting the whereabouts of the other assassins from Sofie by cutting off her other arm, she leaves her at a hospital. Bill visits Sofie, who informs him that The Bride now knows the names and locations of the Deadly Vipers and is out for revenge. Bill then asks if The Bride is aware that her daughter is still alive.

So... Yeah. ???? Right? My parents, the ones who talk about tectonic plates as a dinner conversation watching this movie. Multiple times. Jaw on the floor.

So back to the story. So they called me into the living room while watching this movie.

Me: Yes?
Parents: Watch this scene.
Me: I really don't care.
Parents: Just watch it. It explains how this woman got so powerful.
Me: *rolling eyes* Fine.
Movie: (a whole bunch of people speaking in Japanese)
Me: I'm leaving.
Mom: No just watch, like two more seconds!
Me: (two seconds has gone by)

Me: (four seconds...)

Me: (20 seconds)

Moive: Girl gets up on table and chops man's head off, then flings her sword and sprays people in the face with blood. Says "I'm going to say this in English" and then goes on to talk about how if someone has a problem feel free to mention it.
Me: I'm leaving.... this is stupid. I really don't care.
Mom: Fine....

Later.....

Dad: The scene got funnier btw.
Me: I really don't care
Dad: (to my mom) Maybe when she's older.



MIND BLOWN!!!!
Things my parents watch....

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Just Kidding! Day 33

Day 33 of my 30 Day Blogging Challenge! Woot Woot!

Storytime!!!

So yesterday it was PD Monday (ya know that day in school where they let you out early so they can have a meeting, and then don't start until we normally get out anyway) so I had an hour to kill before track. So I decided to go hang out with my bud <insert crazy name here> Corey. Now, the whole point of the story is she recently signed up for rugby which was actually really surprising. She is the girl that just learned how to talk instead of smile all the time and won the award for most courteous. Here's my story.

Corey: Do you always stalk me when I go home.
Me: Yeah most of the time
Corey: Well be quiet I have to phone my mother.
*Ring Ring, Ring Ring*
Corey: Hello?
Me: COREY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!
Corey: (gets off phone) You're just soooo mature.
Me: I know, it's a gift.

Anyway we were going to her house to get her mouth guard for rugby practice.

C: Aren't you suppose to boil it first?
Me: I don't know, my dentist made my so it actually fits around my teeth (oh btw I play basketball, not rugby. FUNNY STORY!!! My dad asked me if I wanted to wear my mouth guard while I cross-country ran. Ya know, in case some girl got mad at me and punched me or something... hehehe)

C: Read the instructions
Me: Step number one, bring water to boil... yep apparently you boil it!
C: Thanx tips
Me: It says in a pan, not a pot!
C: Whatever...
*later*
Me: STICK THIS IN YOUR MOUTH!!! QUICK!
C: (muffled)  wohsdfdsaoj lfdsfdso
Me: (reading instructions) Bite down firmly for 20 seconds, while pressing the mouthguard into the gums.
C: FDKSFSDLFDKS *gag gag gag* FDSFDSFKDS
*Phone rings*



*Look at each other with huge eyes*





Me: Do you want me to answer it?
C: jfkdasljfdlksajfdsk;la!!!!
Me: Ok.... "Hello Smith residence"
Person on phone: Send me the email.
Me: Who is this?
Person: Did you send me the email?
C: (ripping mouthguard out of her mouth guard out of her mouth and fumbling for them phone) I haven't yet but I will!
Me: ??????


So that's my life. Average day. Laughing at my friend gagging over a mouthguard. JUST KIDDING!!! (actually that really happened.... hahaha)

Thanks for reading!!!!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Is this ok? Day 31

So I failed the 30 Day A-Z Blogging Challenge. Why? Because I didn't make it to Z. I was on H. BUT!!! I am not a quitter! So I will keep going until I reach the end! Bear with me, I am on I. (HAHAHA that sentence is so screwed up.)

Now would be a good time to welcome all my new followers! I have 22! I am soooooo excited! =D You guys make my day! Lots did indeed come from the A-Z Blogging challenge (which makes me feel guilty...). I will have you know that I did visit other peoples blogs too! Especially my new minions followers. I as well met some new friends and followed some new blogs.

I should probably tell you about all the excuses I have been brainstorming for why I didn't finish the challenge. ............................................................... ok I will

image from here

1. I'm lazy: When I got home from school, or badminton, or track, or piano, and logged onto my laptop, I didn't blog. I am still a recoverying Facebook addict, as well as being newly addicted to online pool tournaments (I know, embarassing). Then I would be kicked off my computer to do something... well more productive.

2. I've had a piano tied to my leg: My life has been about piano! Whether it was grand piano shopping (I fell in love with this piano, too bad its $30,000), or performing (Like everywhere!), or practicing (Grade 7 RCM and Harmony Grade 3) I have had no time for the internet! Good news: I GOT RECCOMMENDED FOR PROVINCIALS AT MY FESTIVAL!!!! OH EM GEE!!!!!! Plus at this other festival in the city I got 3 firsts and a second! WOOOO HOOOOO!!!! I  know, it would have been nice to put 4 firsts, but.... the guy who beat me had some kind of autism. Which, actually made him really good.... haha

3. We switched math teachers: Therefore switched classrooms. Therefore no computer sitting 30cm in front of me. I mean, the odd time.... or during other classes, but not a reliable morning spent blogging. (Don't judge me! I happen to do very well in math. Even without paying attention =P)

Is that enough reasons for you? Or am I just boring you trying to make excuses for myself? I don't know, I can't read your mind. Especially through the computer. Maybe if I could see you. I am testing out my new found superpowers. Beware!

Look! I'm being all computer geeky!

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